Bezo's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mortal Kombat messups 1]

Well done

Not bad, not great. Some of them were not very funny at all and some of them were absolutely hilarious.

Ones I didn't like: Rain (meh), Noob (a bit much), Sub Zero (not only are fart jokes not funny, where Jax went is completely a mystery), Scorpion (meh), Sindel (what was that?), Smoke after the ending (if Ketchup and Mustard want to get it on, they can do it off-camera), Liu Kang (so Liu Kang killed himself? What??!), Shang Tsung (fart joke)

Ones I loved: Kung Lao (unexpected), Sektor (although I would've squished the mini-Sektor after), Kitana (probably the one that made me laugh the most), Ermac (poor Scorps), Cyrax (I'm not sure where the Peanut Butter Jelly Cyrax/Jax running gag originated, but you put a nice twist on it here), Smoke before the ending (I don't know where the Smoke stealing things running gag started, but I've always got a big kick out of it)

Basically, I liked some and disliked others. I hope you upload a finished version in the future.

[Magical Trevor]

Damn you....

You and your damned catchy songs. I just friggin' got Badgers and Mr. Stabby out of my head and now they're back...with Magical Trevor.

I'd kill you if I didn't like them so much.

[FF: Mixed in Balamb]

Very good

I liked a lot of this, especially Chrono's mysterious appearance, the Pokéball capture of Shiva and the Back To the Future Bus.

But nothing, NOTHING compares to the sheer laugh value I got from the Sephiroth musical interlude.

Because I've pictured Sephiroth before sitting around listening to his own theme song. I would if it was mine. ;)

[Lumberjack Song!!!]

It distresses me greatly

To see the sheer number of reviewers who don't know where the song comes from and have never heard of the famous Lumberjack Song.

Well, I'm glad you made this to refresh people's minds.

[PunchOut 2 Intro]

In short

This is the best sprite based Flash I think I've ever seen. It's totally sprites but it feels like a real movie, which is quite an incredible accomplishment.

Good job.

[The Livecorpse Tribute]

...

Strong people don't commit suicide. Only weak people commit suicide. And the less weak people we have in this world, the better.

A fitting end to a pointless life.

JujubeLock responds:

A-Ok, I'll just be going now...
Zerg rush!!! Its Hitler!!!!!!

[Hiroshima.]

Very moving piece.

The atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki were historical turning points. From them spawned a worldwide fear of nuclear weapons that those of us old enough to remember will never forget. Your use of music was very cinematic and the lack of other sound only reinforced the illusion that we, the viewer, are as powerless to prevent what is about to happen as the old man. The graphics were above average as well. I had few criticisms, but one minor observation. The flag in the old man's house is the post-World War II Japanese flag. I believe it should've been the one with the rays coming out of the red sun. I'm sure a google search can help you find it. All in all, a very moving piece and I look forward to seeing what else you can do in the future.

PauLH responds:

You are very intelligent and the first ever to point out that flag error. I respect your opinion and I hope I can exceed your expectations with future work. Thanks agian Bezo.

[Foamy Fan Mail 5 (A.T.A.)]

It's back!

At least you're dealing with the fact that you said there'd never be another one creatively instead of just saying "Oh, well now there is".

Funny as always.

[One Ring: Special Edition]

Fantastic as always

The new version of the classic One Ring To Rule Them All is absolutely hilarious, but not nearly as great as the special features. Speed, Hulk, Charlie's Angels and more, there seems to be nothing you can't parody. Your stuff is just too funny and you deserve all the praise you get.

It's always so refreshing to see your movies because they don't have any talking clocks, fighting stickmen, pointless bloodbaths, and all the other pointless crap that seems to reproduce here on Newgrounds.

I'm looking forward to One Ring To Rule Them All 3.

[Shallow]

Horrible

Violent revenge fantasies are so passé. The last really good one was Jeremy by Pearl Jam. This is no Jeremy.

Seriously though, if you're a depressed teen do the world a favour and blow your own head off first. The less idiots there are in this world, the better.