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Bezo

Age/Gender: 32, Male
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Job: Executioner of Crap

I respond to all Audio and Portal reviews. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones. If you vote zero on my songs and don't leave a review explaining yourself, you're an idiot and a coward.

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Score: 9
Spaced Out! (Episode 2B)

"Finally!"

date: August 10, 2007

You don't know how long I've waited for this thing to finally come out. I mean, I've been sitting by the phone in my Robo-Bob costume literally doing nothing but wait for Spaced Out 2b (and play Pokemon on my DS). Subsequently, I have over 300 level 100 Pokemans. It felt really good to punch Stan again. So, can we expect episode 3 to be out sometime in the mid-2150s? It'd be a really good intro the whole age of Aquarius they're always going on about.

Poor Stan's Family.

-Bezo a.k.a. Robo-Bob

August 28, 2007

Author's Response:

I'd probably wash that costume soon. I can smell it from here! ;D

Yes, that would be great to usher in the Age of Aquarius with Episode Three! We can hold hands with thousands of others and gaze upon the stars, singing about love and prosperity. The only thing I'm not looking forward to is that whole "Lastday" thing. I'd totally be a Runner.

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Score: 9
Spaced Out! (Episode 2A)

"This movie puts the fun in funk! Also the k!"

date: November 29, 2006

This is the best movie I've ever seen (that had me in it). You can tell you worked really hard on it (for a very, very, seemingly endless long time). My favourite parts were Stan's Mom and Planet British. But enough from Bezo, let's hear from the main himself: ROBO-BOB!

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I'm curious as to why there was so little me in this episode. I'm quite clearly the star, in spite of my third billing status. If you won't give me more dialogue, you should at least give me more things to hit. Shame on you, Grim Studios. Oh, and tell Stan I said *WHACK*

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What a guy. Good work, dude. Definitely five'd, fave'd and feve'd!

-Bezo.

Author's Response:

Thanks for the feve! And Robo-Bob, there's more screen-time for ya next time, I promise. OW! Stop it! I said I promise! Oof!

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Score: 8
Sea Side Slaughter

"Very nice work."

submission: Sea Side Slaughter
date: August 20, 2005

I particularily liked your use of the 1812 Overture. Always nice to hear. You are very good with the sprites. :D

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Score: 9
Spaced Out! (Pilot)

"Great work, dude."

date: May 6, 2005

I may come across as biased because I'm in this Flash, but even if I wasn't; I'd still think this was a great start to what will likely become a fantastic NG series. And if anyone gives you any negative reviews, well, you know my stance on pummelling.

- Robo-Bob

Author's Response:

Thanks, Robo-Bob. I can always count on you. :)

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Score: 8
Resident Evil For Retards

"Great voices = great flash"

date: March 20, 2005

Very well done. I don't even play RE games and I still got all the references. ;) Especially the one about the obviousness of puzzles. That's also found in FF games, which I DO play. ;)

Author's Response:

yea, well the obvious puzzles one was mostly thought up by me(mile) and i have never played a resi game...

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Score: 9
Final Fantasy Fugitive

"Fantastic work as always"

date: December 31, 2004

You really write hilarious stuff dude. Let me know if you ever need some original music. ;)

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Score: 8
Cactuar Gear Solid

"Great work as usual, Mark"

submission: Cactuar Gear Solid
date: December 11, 2004

Please, PLEASE make the full version of this. You frickin' rule.

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Score: 8
Radioactive Snakes...Mars

"Surprisingly addictive"

date: November 30, 2004

This game is immensely fun. It's also a lot harder than traditional snake.

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Score: 9
Son of a Peach!

"Best Sprite Film Ever"

submission: Son of a Peach!
date: November 29, 2004

This was so funny that it's taken years off of my life.

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Score: 0
Crossover Dating Simsv1.0

"It doesn't work..."

date: September 17, 2004

Fix it.

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