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Bezo

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Job: Executioner of Crap

I respond to all Audio and Portal reviews. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones. If you vote zero on my songs and don't leave a review explaining yourself, you're an idiot and a coward.

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Sign-Up Date:
4/8/03

Level: 32
Aura: Evil

Rank: Pvt. First Class
Blams: 2,422
Saves: 737
Rank #: 1,526

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 10,830 / 11,370
Exp. Rank #: 642
Voting Pow.: 7.32 votes

BBS Posts: 242 (0.13 per day)
Flash Reviews: 36
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0

Latest Flash Reviews

36 Reviews | 7 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Spaced Out! (Episode 2B)

"Finally!"

date: August 10, 2007

You don't know how long I've waited for this thing to finally come out. I mean, I've been sitting by the phone in my Robo-Bob costume literally doing nothing but wait for Spaced Out 2b (and play Pokemon on my DS). Subsequently, I have over 300 level 100 Pokemans. It felt really good to punch Stan again. So, can we expect episode 3 to be out sometime in the mid-2150s? It'd be a really good intro the whole age of Aquarius they're always going on about.

Poor Stan's Family.

-Bezo a.k.a. Robo-Bob

August 28, 2007

Author's Response:

I'd probably wash that costume soon. I can smell it from here! ;D

Yes, that would be great to usher in the Age of Aquarius with Episode Three! We can hold hands with thousands of others and gaze upon the stars, singing about love and prosperity. The only thing I'm not looking forward to is that whole "Lastday" thing. I'd totally be a Runner.

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Score: 9
Spaced Out! (Episode 2A)

"This movie puts the fun in funk! Also the k!"

date: November 29, 2006

This is the best movie I've ever seen (that had me in it). You can tell you worked really hard on it (for a very, very, seemingly endless long time). My favourite parts were Stan's Mom and Planet British. But enough from Bezo, let's hear from the main himself: ROBO-BOB!

***

I'm curious as to why there was so little me in this episode. I'm quite clearly the star, in spite of my third billing status. If you won't give me more dialogue, you should at least give me more things to hit. Shame on you, Grim Studios. Oh, and tell Stan I said *WHACK*

***

What a guy. Good work, dude. Definitely five'd, fave'd and feve'd!

-Bezo.

Author's Response:

Thanks for the feve! And Robo-Bob, there's more screen-time for ya next time, I promise. OW! Stop it! I said I promise! Oof!

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Score: 8
Sea Side Slaughter

"Very nice work."

submission: Sea Side Slaughter
date: August 20, 2005

I particularily liked your use of the 1812 Overture. Always nice to hear. You are very good with the sprites. :D

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Latest Audio Reviews

5 Reviews | 4 w/ Responses

Score: 9
Wish You Knew

"Fantasticizzle ma bionic-nizzle"

submission: Wish You Knew
date: May 6, 2005

Yo yo yo, dog. You be feelin' that playa shiznit fo sho. Aww yeah. I be groovin' to the vibe you be layin' down on us all. MC Hawking is a cerebral gangsta.

Author's Response:

Fo'shizzle my nizzle, dog! Fo sho, fo sho!

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Score: 8
Bossa Groove

"Nice and relaxing"

submission: Bossa Groove
date: April 18, 2005

It's very repetitive, but that works for this piece. Generally, I like it. You did the vocals for this, right?

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Score: 9
Sweeter than Candy(3min52sec)

"Great work"

date: February 11, 2005

I really like this. When I read the other reviews of it I was honestly expecting something along the lines of a music box playing a I-IV-V progression over and over while birds tweeted in the background. I was pleasantly surprised and I'm looking forward to checking out some of your other stuff in the near future.

I checked out your music after reading that bit in your bio about people fairly rating your work. I know exactly how that is, dude. I get zero'd all the time just because I'm at the top.

Author's Response:

Wow, someone that actually likes the song and not just the work I put into it, LOL. I'm really happy you enjoyed it and that it surprised you. Feel free to check out all of my songs, however they are pretty different from this, I never make happy tunes this is the only one. And yea man, I hate when people just zero my songs, that pisses me off to now end. Thanks for the review and the good score, appreciate it!

-AC-

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