I got a message from Newgrounds.com today, telling me my username and password as I had apparently requested.

I found this interesting as I know my password and don't need anyone to tell me what it is.

As I pondered the implications of someone trying to take my account in this way, I couldn't help but think to myself:

"What were they thinking?"

I mean, sure, I can request the password to be sent to me if I forget it, which I never do, but it still would get SENT TO ME. Unless you also know both my email address AND THE PASSWORD to my email address, you're not going to get anything out of this. Did they really think that they could steal my account simply by filling out the forgot password form? Seriously?

And anyway, what would be the point of stealing my account? Pretending to be me is not that exciting. Claiming credit for my work is not something anyone with even moderate intelligence would do. What, do you want to use my voting power to nuke your least favourite flashes into oblivion?

Seriously, whoever you are, trying to steal accounts in this manner is RETARDED. And you are a fucking retard.

Thanks for reading.
-Bezo

World of Warcraft is a harsh mistress. Also, my studio is currently sitting in pieces in our storage room.

Here's a picture of my cat.

You obviously wouldn't know talent if it snuck up behind you and violated your buttocks.

I'm not discouraged however, I'm working on a brand new original song just for you little shits.

I'm getting married on the 25th of August and moving to Vancouver, BC on the 29th so my recording studio is currently packed away in boxes while I prepare for the move. I realize that this is a crushing blow to my millions of fans out there who are used to my incredibly prolific output. I hope that you will manage to contain the hole in your life that my works will not be filling for the next few weeks.

If you're desperate for something Bezo-related to tide you over, here's a link to a Flash I made recently. It's a work in progress at the moment:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Sailor-Moon-Quickie-61920561

Enjoy.

Also, here's me as a Shaun of the Dead zombie:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Zombie-Bezo-62372666

I love you all. Except you zero voters. All y'all zero voters can eat a dick.

Until I do. Then I will. And it'll be sweet.