You obviously wouldn't know talent if it snuck up behind you and violated your buttocks.

I'm not discouraged however, I'm working on a brand new original song just for you little shits.

I'm getting married on the 25th of August and moving to Vancouver, BC on the 29th so my recording studio is currently packed away in boxes while I prepare for the move. I realize that this is a crushing blow to my millions of fans out there who are used to my incredibly prolific output. I hope that you will manage to contain the hole in your life that my works will not be filling for the next few weeks.

If you're desperate for something Bezo-related to tide you over, here's a link to a Flash I made recently. It's a work in progress at the moment:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Sailor-Moon-Quickie-61920561

Enjoy.

Also, here's me as a Shaun of the Dead zombie:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Zombie-Bezo-62372666

I love you all. Except you zero voters. All y'all zero voters can eat a dick.

Until I do. Then I will. And it'll be sweet.