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Bezo

Age/Gender: 30, Male
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Job: Executioner of Crap

I respond to all Audio and Portal reviews. Even the bad ones. Especially the bad ones. If you vote zero on my songs and don't leave a review explaining yourself, you're an idiot and a coward.

Newgrounds Stats

Sign-Up Date:
4/8/03

Level: 32
Aura: Evil

Rank: Pvt. First Class
Blams: 2,422
Saves: 737
Rank #: 1,526

Whistle Status: Bronze

Exp. Points: 10,830 / 11,370
Exp. Rank #: 642
Voting Pow.: 7.32 votes

BBS Posts: 242 (0.13 per day)
Flash Reviews: 36
Music Reviews: 5
Trophies: 2
Stickers: 0

Bezo

Fuck you, zero voters.

Posted by Bezo Oct. 6, 2007 @ 7:47 PM EDT

You obviously wouldn't know talent if it snuck up behind you and violated your buttocks.

I'm not discouraged however, I'm working on a brand new original song just for you little shits.

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Bezo

Bezo Studios is gonna be closed for a few weeks

Posted by Bezo Aug. 20, 2007 @ 7:45 PM EDT

I'm getting married on the 25th of August and moving to Vancouver, BC on the 29th so my recording studio is currently packed away in boxes while I prepare for the move. I realize that this is a crushing blow to my millions of fans out there who are used to my incredibly prolific output. I hope that you will manage to contain the hole in your life that my works will not be filling for the next few weeks.

If you're desperate for something Bezo-related to tide you over, here's a link to a Flash I made recently. It's a work in progress at the moment:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Sailor-Moon-Quickie-61920561

Enjoy.

Also, here's me as a Shaun of the Dead zombie:

http://theonlybezo.deviantart.com/art/
Zombie-Bezo-62372666

I love you all. Except you zero voters. All y'all zero voters can eat a dick.

Updated: 08/20/07 7:49 PM 2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!
Bezo

I am NEVER making another flash again!

Posted by Bezo Jul. 19, 2007 @ 3:04 AM EDT

Until I do. Then I will. And it'll be sweet.

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